Day 300. Little Bugger

It took me a while to become fully conscious. I’d been in a really deep sleep. You know, what I mean, don’t you? When you wake up confused. Not sure where you barlettCloseUpare. Or what time it is. Or what day it is.

When you’ve probably been snoring. Really sawing wood.

Or when you wake up drooling.

I could feel myself climbing out of my stupor. Becoming aware of my surroundings. But it was very gradual. Like slow motion.

Something was tickling my face. It was feather-light. Couldn’t figure out what it was. Because I was really still asleep. At first I just tried to brush whatever it was away. But it kept coming back. First on one cheek. Then the other. Then an eyelid. Then my nose. My forehead. My chin. It felt like a bunch of teensy tiny flies flitting

around my face.

Annoying as hell, actually. Because it was starting to feel itchy, as well as tickling the hell out of me. I brushed. I flicked. I rubbed. To no avail. I tossed. I turned. I flipped. I flopped.

Still there.

And then I felt something very cold on my left, upper cheek. Just under my eye. It was cold enough to make me jump. And then I realized it was cold and wet. It made me sneeze. And brush my face some more. I kept my eyes screwed shut. I didn’t want to wake up. It was such a nice sleep I was in. I was far, far, far away.

So I was really resisting waking up. It was too pleasant where I was. I don’t remember a dream. But it was peaceful and quiet and cosy and comfy. Like I was being enveloped by nice, soft, fluffy clouds. I was so comfortable. My body was being cradled by my mattress. My head and neck were being cradled by my pillow. It was in exactly the right position.

Which doesn’t happen all the time.

Suddenly I felt something quite sharp. Almost knife-like. But it was gentle at the same time. Can’t say it hurt. But it scraped along my skin a bit. Then it was gone. Then it came back. It was on one side of my face. Then the other. Then I felt something soft. So soft. And light. Like cotton balls. Like someone was caressing my face with cotton balls. Or velvet. Or cashmere. Or fur.

By then I was fully awake. Who could sleep through that? Willing myself to stay asleep was not working any more.

(groan). It was dark in my bedroom. Which really confused me. What the hell time was it, anyway? I pried my eyes open. Blinked a few times so I could acclimatize myself. Started to feel my way around my bedside table. Ahhh, there it was. My iPhone. Picked it up to see what time it was.

4:30 in the flipping morning!!


No wonder I was in a coma. It was the middle of the damn night. I felt something soft on my face again. I tried to focus on what it was.

Hah!! Caught red-handed. So to speak. Red-pawed. It was one of my cats, Bartlett. What I thought were flies, were his whiskers. It was his nose that was cold and wet. And when none of that worked and I was still fast asleep, he started to caress my face with his paws. First one, then the other. Up and down. From side to side. Over and over again.

His nails need to be clipped. That’s what was sharp.

The little so and so woke me up. Intentionally. He wanted some cuddles. And no sooner did I give him what he wanted, he fell asleep. I, on the other hand, was still awake hours later. Yeah. Must have finally fallen asleep once the sun came up. So tired, I slept through my alarm. Here it is almost 9:00 a.m. and I just woke up. So blame Bartlett if I’m posting late this morning.

Do not tell me that’s what I get for letting my cats sleep in my bedroom.

Just look at that face. Could you say “No” to that face? Could you shut the door in that face? Could you be that cruel? That cold-hearted? That mean?

Really? Not me. What’s the big deal, anyway? If I’m tired later I’ll have a nap. A cat nap.

16 thoughts on “Day 300. Little Bugger

  1. I started to comment twice (from my phone) but somehow got thrown out in the middle of the word I was writing. I must still be half-asleep myself 🙂
    What I wanted to say was you sure had me going — I thought for sure it was a bug on you! Ha!
    I’m somewhat allergic to my cats so they don’t sleep with me, but I can only imagine now what it would be like. Yikes!

    • There is a very annoying ‘thing’ that happens on the iPhone app. If you make a comment in ‘notifications’ and anyone either ‘likes’ or comments on a post of yours, you get thrown out. Maybe that’s what happened to you. My cats don’t always wake me up in the middle of the night. Sundance never does it and Bartlett only occasionally. Every few months maybe. Not so bad.

  2. Is it my imagination, or does Bartlett have two different colored eyes?

    Sam woke me up this morning…but much later than he usually does on my day off. He likes to tuck himself in between my cheek and left shoulder and purr like mad, while Bazinga curls up on my belly.

    Bazinga herself is notorious for waking me up right before my 5 a.m. alarm. I swear she can tell time.

    • Funny, i noticed hus eye colour myself, when I took the photo. But I looked at him in the sunlight this morning and they both looked the same. One must have more gold in it than the other, I am thinking.

      I once worked with a woman whose eyes were both distinctly different colours. One was green and the other a goldish brown. It was mesmerizing.

      My other cat, Sundance likes to sleep on me.

      I am sure Bazinga (great name by the way) can tell time. I think cats can do a lot more than we give them credit for. Bartlett loves music. And when anything with music is on TV he suts right in front of it, watching. When I put the news on he walks out of the room. Smart cat 🙂

  3. I have been there…It had to stop when live mice were brought to the bed as ‘gifts’ in the early hours! I love my cats, but now they stay downstairs…I sneeze less now too! haha

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