… And it finally came to me.
He also loved, loved, loved gold. In fact he couldn’t get his hands on enough of it. And, also like Trump, he was prepared to stop at nothing to increase the value of his stash, even if it meant detonating an atomic device (it was a long time ago, he didn’t have access to nuclear weapons back then.)
Figured it out yet?
Come on, haven’t you ever seen any James Bond films?
I’m talking about Goldfinger. Namely, Auric Goldfinger, the villainous gold magnate who was hell bent on contaminating the United States Bullion Depository at Fort Knox so he could get even richer. He’s the one with the manservant (Oddjob) who was as strong as an ox and killed anyone who got in his boss’s way — with his hat.
Anybody in the current administration come to mind?
Kellyanne Conway (who I might add, comes with a hat of her own)?
See what I mean? Don’t tell me there aren’t similarities. The film even has a pilot whose name is Pussy Galore! I’ll bet the Donald wishes he’d thought of that.
One last question. How long before James Bond shows up to rescue us? Things are already getting pretty desperate.